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Morning lads and ladettes.

This is the second layout in as many months, but hopefully this one is built to last. Please tell me about any improvements in the comments.

~ AVARiCE Read more on "[Me] Template: New Template"...

[You] Faceplant Friday: A Double Helping II

This week's face plants if you take the previous three as a debt being written off. This week's includes our first ever animal faceplant. Check it.



Small space + Child + Stairs + Box. That's the stupidest equation since the one that involved Michael Jackson, small children and a Disney themed home. Is the mother filming this? Whoever it is, the hysteric laughter at the end will only add to the scarring, time will not heal this child. I would call social services but I can't wait for their next bonding session.



Another classic. The term "with friends like these, who needs enemies" comes to mind. Not much else to say, is there? Hope he's got a good dentist though. And some understanding parents.



Our first animal face plant. Everyone's seen this and no blog is complete without it. Once upon a time someone told me that cats are smarter than dogs. I can't actually remember my reaction through the tears of laughter, or maybe that's all I did - laugh so hard I cried. Whatever, cats are dumb. This one is the dumbest.

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[You] Faceplant Friday: A Double Helping I

Seeing as I didn't post last week I offer six videos of face planting glory today, as well as humble apologies.

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This one is short but hilariously sweet. Satisfying smack as his head loses a one on one battle with the wall. I bet he tried it again.



Another old man face plant. This one is better though. Not only does he show Michael Jackson up with his little moonwalk before the inevitable, but his face actually has a tiny explosion upon hitting the floor. Let this be a lesson, old an shoes do not have sufficient grip for polished floors. You already knew that? Oh.



Drunk face plants. They rock. Look at him run away holding his head at the end, you just can't buy those moments. The fact he did it in the middle of a road makes it twice as good.

The other three vids in the next post, hold on lads and ladettes.

~ AVARiCE Read more on "[You] Faceplant Friday: A Double Helping I"...

[You] Feature: Olympics Post of Hot Women

The Olympics are coming and it seems I need to remind a few of you why we watch the female events. We watch female events, but not the for competition, not for the one that always wins yet arguably looks like a man, we watch for the one who comes last but actually is a female. A spicy female.

Firstly, we have [Alessia Filippi]. She's a swimmer. A hot Italian swimmer.

This is her in action. This is her not in action and looking really hot. Really damn hot.

Next I offer you someone who I, quite frankly, don't even know will be making it to the olympics. But any excuse to post pics is hereby deemed worthy. [Allison Stokke] is a Pole Vaulter.

Here she is in action (she's still hot here), and here she is getting ready. This image is probably the most famous one of her.

Thirdly, and finally, I give you another American. [Jennie Finch] is a softball player. Is that even a sport? Why not just play rounders like civilised human beings? Softball. Damn. But it is an Olympic sport, making this completely valid under my rules.

Action shot here, looking hot here. Even when she tries she's not as hot as the other two. Brunettes are soooo much better.

Watch out for them in Beijing, you know you want to. Read more on "[You] Feature: Olympics Post of Hot Women"...

[You] Football Manager: MiniScout 1.5 is Out

Long time no post, here's some news for my fellow FM addicts. MiniScout - the tool which tells you how good players could become has recently been updated to version 1.5. You can grab it from Mx Amster's official site [here].

I've been using it since release on the 6th and it's working just fine for me.

~ AVARiCE Read more on "[You] Football Manager: MiniScout 1.5 is Out"...